Thursday, March 24, 2011

Closure of Kellie Pickler Fan Club Obliterates Area Man’s Entire Sense of Identity

Kellie Dawn Pickler (born June 28, 1986) is an American country music artist and television personality. She gained fame as a contestant on the fifth season of the Fox reality show American Idol, eventually finishing in sixth place. In 2006, she signed to 19 Recordings and BNA Records as a recording artist, releasing her debut album, Small Town Girl, later that year. To date, it has sold over 800,000 copies. The album, which was certified gold by the RIAA, produced three singles on the Billboard Hot Country Songs charts: "Red High Heels" at #15, "I Wonder" at #14, and "Things That Never Cross a Man's Mind" at #16. She released her self-titled second album in Fall 2008 and has produced the singles "Don't You Know You're Beautiful" at #21, "Best Days of Your Life" at #9 (which she co-wrote with Taylor Swift and her first Top 10 hit), "Didn't You Know How Much I Loved You" at #14, and "Makin' Me Fall in Love Again" at #30. In 2010, she was ranked as the 7th best American Idol alumnus
* 2 American Idol
o 2.1 Performances and results (during voting weeks)
* 3 Post-Idol career
o 3.1 2006–2007: Small Town Girl
o 3.2 2008–present: Kellie Pickler
* 4 Personal life
o 4.1 Philanthropy
* 5 Discography
* 6 Awards and nominations
* 7 Tours
* 8 TV appearances, performances, and other events
* 9 References
* 10 External links
Pickler was born at Stanly Memorial Hospital in Albemarle, North Carolina, to Cynthia Morton and Clyde "Bo" Raymond Pickler, Jr. Her mother left when Kellie was 2. She came back and got custody for two years, but the court returned Kellie to her grandparents when she was 12, as her father was in and out of jail during her childhood. Therefore, she was raised by her grandparents She cites the major influences in her life as her grandfather, a former electrician Clyde Raymond Pickler, Sr., and grandmother Faye Pickler. She was raised in Albemarle, North Carolina, a small town near Charlotte, North Carolina She has a half brother named Eric, a half sister, Courtney, and a half brother, Michael; however, she has never met Michael After her grandmother's death from lung cancer in January 2002 she continued to reside with her grandfather and her younger sibling Eric until she became a contestant on Idol. Pickler graduated in 2004 from North Stanly High School in New London, North Carolina. She was a cheerleader and beauty queen. She sang "On the Side of Angels" by LeAnn Rimes at her high school graduation.

The recent closure of Kellie Pickler’s online fan club has taken a toll on local superfan Herb Granucci, who had been a fixture of the exclusive members-only area of Pickler’s site since 2007. Writing under the handle picklerpal11, Granucci was often the first to comment on news items and videos posted by Pickler’s camp, according to former fan club members and staff. He had attained the status of “Pickler Phanatic” for 10,000 forum posts.

“Whenever anything new went up on the site, Herb was right there with a comment about how Kellie was the best. One time, he posted a picture of his Kellie back tattoo. The depth of his devotion was impressive, verging on creepy,” said Alice Showalter, a Pickler message board moderator. “We did have a few private conversations about whether he might be a threat to Kellie’s safety, but ultimately decided he was harmless.”

When we caught up with Granucci, he was flipping wistfully through computer printouts of Kellie candids.

“Where am I supposed to find news and updates about Kellie Pickler now that I’m not paying $20 per year for access to a message board?” Granucci wondered aloud, seemingly unaware that the same pilfered wireless connection that linked him to the password-protected area of www.kelliepickler.com can also connect him to countless other country music sites, CMT and GAC among them, many of which frequently run news items about Pickler. Pickler also maintains Facebook and Twitter accounts.

The message boards on Pickler’s own site are still operational, but now open to everyone. According to Granucci, whose bedroom windowsill is lined with a collection of homemade Kellie bobbleheads, the change is for the worse. “It’s not the same when you don’t charge an annual fee for it. You get some real nuts signing up at the free level that you wouldn’t have to deal with otherwise. It used to be like a family – Kellie was the mommy and I was the daddy and they were all like our kids – but now they ruined it. They ruined our dream.”
Without the close-knit family atmosphere of the old fan club, Granucci has found his interest in Pickler’s music, and all the details of her personal life, waning. “I need to find something else to do with my time, I guess. I think Laura Bell Bundy has a fan club that she charges for, so maybe I should look into that.”Find more satirical articles in the Fake News archive.
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